When you get a phone for the first time...

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Leo: I heard you got an iPhone. If you need help with it. Please don't hesitate to call me. Best of luck.
,Leo.

Me: poinm bgkovsdnl
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Leo: Don't worry it takes some time to learn how to text. Practice makes perfect.

Me: Oklahoma

Leo: what

Me: Me is a whale 🐳 whoop whoop. I love this phone! It even has a talking sidekick that speaks different languages and calls me a jackasss every time I say it's name!!

Leo: that's Siri

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