Me: Joy, is it a bad sign that I can't read the fine print on a shampoo bottle anymore?
Joy: that's nothing. Last week I stopped a car in the middle of the road for 15 minutes to let a hedgehog cross the road. Then I realized it was a pine cone
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RandomRanked #5 #dirtyjokes In case you're feeling down.. HERES YOURE SOLUTION😂😂😂😂😂😂 some of these are from the Internet. And I'm taking credit for the ones who made them first ❤️