Mom: when you come home can you grab a two liter of diet out of my car?
Me: why?
Mom: I'm watching this show called ghost adventuress.
Me: wow
Mom: yeah I'm scared of the dark now. I'm definitely not going outside tonight. Unless the house is on fire then I could have plenty of light for a night light!
Me: *face palms*
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RandomRanked #5 #dirtyjokes In case you're feeling down.. HERES YOURE SOLUTION😂😂😂😂😂😂 some of these are from the Internet. And I'm taking credit for the ones who made them first ❤️
