I'm Not O-Fucking-Kay (Frerard)

[Chapter 15]

I'm Not O-Fucking-Kay

GERARD.

I looked up and turned towards Frank, just watching him for a moment before unclipping the seat belt and shuffling closer to him, resting my chin on his shoulder. Frank peaked at me with a smile, trying not to take his eyes off of the road but he wanted to see why the Hell I suddenly sat closer to him and was staring at him, "What?"

I yawned, linking my arms with him and rested my head on his shoulder, looking straight forwards and saw there was a service station in only half a mile, "I need to pee." I fake-whispered, half smiling when Frank started laughing at what I said, "I guess we should stop at the next station, even if we only have a grand total of two miles left until we're there."

I cuddled up to Frank a bit more with a sigh of happiness, "Why, aren't you just a fucking sweetheart?" I leaned in closer to Frank's face and kissed his cheek, "You just going around and putting my bladder's needs before getting some students to the required destination on time. So damn sweet of you, Frankie."

Frank rolled his eyes at me as he started slowing down, indicating left so he was in the lane closer to the turn off for the petrol station and as we neared the petrol station, I decided to start taking in the scene around us. It was slightly strange that we were on a motor way and running along each side of the motor way was just masses of forests.

The sun had begun to fade away behind the towering trees so there was only a slight glow cast across the motor way from the small amounts of sun that could escape through the trees. There were a few turn offs leading to lodges, campsites, holiday homes until we got to the turn of that we wanted, and Frank took it.

Frank found a suitable place for him to park, taking the keys out of ignition before turning to face me, "I guess you can go pee now." I nodded with a grin as I started shuffling along the seat to the passenger side door, playing with the handle, "Come hold my hand? Or something else, maybe?"

Frank choked on his own saliva at my suggestive joke as he heard me cackle on my way out of the mini-van, headed to the back door to open it up for everyone inside there, Frank soon joining me, "Alright, guys! You have ten minutes to pee, buy food, drink or just stretch your legs! If you're not back here in ten minutes I am pretty sure I'll forget you behind and leave you here, good luck!"

Before anyone could even reply to him, Frank left the back door of the van and ventured off inside the station and started looking at the sweets section from what I could see. As everyone started piling out of the van and stumbling over to the station, I went off in a different direction hoping to find a toilet, but there being none around the back where they usually were.

I went over to the restaurant and as I was about to walk in, a sign that said 'only paying customers can use our toilets', I thought I should just go back to the van and hope they hurry the Hell up. Frank was already leaned up against his door and eating a huge Galaxy bar and without even looking at me, he smirked and asked, "Did you enjoy your piss?"

"Well I didn't go. There wasn't a toilet for me to use so I'm just gonna wait 'til we get there." Frank laughed at me and broke off a square of chocolate and shoved it into my mouth, "You dork, why don't you just go... Pee in the bushes? No one's gonna look at your ass."

My eyes widened and I fake gasp, "Frank, I don't want to pee in the bushes! How mean to the plants is that?" Frank rolled his eyes and ate some more chocolate as he grabbed me by the arm and led me around the back of the petrol station into the starting of trees, "Just pee, Gee. Everyone does it at one point in their life."

I grumbled under my breath for a moment before mumbling, "I fucking hate you." I spoke up with my next thought, "I can't pee when I know that someone will be able to hear me peeing... That's really awkward." Frank laughed and rolled his eyes at me, muttering to himself about how much of a twat I was, "I'll sing really loudly and really badly to pass the time, then I guess."