Mah boi: "let's play a game
Me: "thats dangerous go on"
MB: "It's called guess what arrived today"
Me: "OMG"
MB: " ahahaha"
Me: "when can I see you? I love you so much thank you xx"
MB: "Well I need to go to ~my local shop~ in a bit so I could see you then?"
Me: "Idk if I can get out this
MB: "sucks to be you then"
Me: "hold in I'll ask"
MB: "okay"
Me: "i can come xxxAnd then I saw him, was very domestic in my local shop with him, made out with him, he gave me a hoodie and four hours later and my lips still taste of his lip balm.
He's alive and Well, stressed but he's okay. And we're still happy.