Satan came to my house and opened a portal in my bedroom window that only was active at night. He stole my friends and family (although most of these were people I'd never met in real life) and was keeping them prisoner in hell. I was supposed to sneak in and bring them back.
I managed to do half the job in two separate trips, but got hung up on trying to make holy water to seal the portal altogether (I just winged it) with this other guy who was technically a priest and was going to help me. We didn't get there in time and Satan took back everyone I had saved. The next time we went through the gate it was much more complicated, almost like a video game level. We saved a woman who had died from a magic spell where grass/vines grew all over her body, choking her. We found her while riding on demonic horses across a bridge to reach some kind of castle dungeons, where my squad was trapped.
At some point I told someone (my mother on her computer?) I couldn't wait for the devil to come so I could call him "Luci" to his face.
