drarry spoofs

the tea is exceptionally good

draco: harry, im out of tea can you get me more?

harry: no? you have tea right there.

draco: aren't you supposed to be a gentleman, you fucking gryffindor?

harry: ... yeah

draco: babe, all i want is tea. i brought you food.

harry: i'm not falling for your slytherin cunning

draco: ???