drarry spoofs

say yes harry

draco: pansy, i'm too drunk to tell but is that guy over there hot? *points at harry, who is sober*

pansy, a drunk lesbian: *squints* uh i guess

draco: *sits on harry's lap* so, you like quidditch right?

harry: um yeah?

draco: can i ride your broomstick? *winks*

harry: w h a t