drarry spoofs

hibernating

draco: *refusing to get out of bed*

harry: just get up! it's not that hard!

draco: NO I'M HIBERNATING!

harry: what? it's not even that cold out! and you're not even an animal!

draco: I CAN BE WHAT I WANT TO BE!

harry: just get out of bed!

draco: NO!

harry: ugh, that's it... *picks up draco bridal style*

draco: WH- PUT ME DOWN!

harry: shut up, bitch

draco: EXCUSE ME?

harry: you said you can be whatever you want to be, and it looks like you want to be a bitch, so i'm treating you like one

draco:

draco: fuck you