drarry spoofs

safe

Harry, wakes up with his arms wrapped around Draco while lying on the grass: what-
Draco: you fainted while we were arguing and i didn't want people to think i knocked you out so i fell asleep next to you so people thought we were a happy couple lying on the grass, it was the safest thing to do.
Harry: how is that safe??
Draco: shut up potter, quickly someone's coming - stroke my hair.
Harry: *strokes dracos hair*