Draco: fuck off pottah you....horse
Harry: oh, im a horse now?
Harry: no wonder you want to ride me all the time
Draco: you're such a...dog pottah
Harry: give me a collar then
Draco: HARRY! You're acting like a kid!
Harry: funny that, you're the one that normally calls me daddy
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drarry spoofs
Fanfictiona collection of "drarry spoofs". started in 2018, ended in n/a