draco: awwhh i just wanna squish your cute little cheeks!
harry, smiling: baby-
draco: with my thighs
pansy, screaming at the top of her lungs: CAN BOTTOMS ALSO BE FUCK BOYS? READ TODAY IN THE HOGWARTS NEWS!
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drarry spoofs
Fanfictiona collection of "drarry spoofs". started in 2018, ended in n/a
