Harry: *pins Draco against a wall and starts making out with him*
Draco: *moans* Harry- I want your dick in me- now!
Pansy to Hermione: Pay up Granger! Draco's a bottom!
Hermione: Impossible! I've never been wrong!
Pansy: Neither have I, now pay up.
Hermione: Here, lets quickly go before things escalate!
Pansy, whilst running towards the doors: DRACO IS A HIGH-HEELED, LIP-STICK WEARING, FISHNET WEARING BOTTOM!
Hermione, gasping while running in front of her: QUICKLY! HE'S TAKING OFF HIS PANTS!
