at the wedding reception
harry: *drunk*
harry: *taps on mic* i'd like to dedicate this song to *hic* my NOW-HUSBAND!
harry: hit it ron
harry: 🎵ISNT HE LOVELY🎵
everyone: awww
harry: 🎵ISNT HE WONDERFUL🎵
draco: b-babe...
harry: 🎵ISNT HE SO PRECIOUS🎵
draco: you're so cu-
harry: 🎵WITH HIS MOUTH FULL OF CUM🎵
everyone:
draco:
harry: 🎵I NEED NEVER THOUGHT🎵
harry: 🎵HOW TIGHT HE'D BE🎵
draco: harry
harry: 🎵PLUS HIS ARSE IS BI-🎵
draco: okay...wHO WANTS CAKE
YOU ARE READING
drarry spoofs
Fanfictiona collection of "drarry spoofs". started in 2018, ended in n/a
