pansy, as a closeted lesbian, would come to draco for help on how to have sex with a guy (since draco's with harry).
pansy: i mean, i'm smart right? and idiots are having sex all the time, so surely i can figure it out.
draco: ...
pansy: in movies, you always see the girl kissing her way down a guys body...
draco: mhm?
pansy: but then she goes off screen!
pansy: does she stop at the dick or continue down to the foot?
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drarry spoofs
Fanfictiona collection of "drarry spoofs". started in 2018, ended in n/a