drarry spoofs

to the foot idiot

pansy, as a closeted lesbian, would come to draco for help on how to have sex with a guy (since draco's with harry).

pansy: i mean, i'm smart right? and idiots are having sex all the time, so surely i can figure it out.

draco: ...

pansy: in movies, you always see the girl kissing her way down a guys body...

draco: mhm?

pansy: but then she goes off screen!

pansy: does she stop at the dick or continue down to the foot?