Draco: I am proud to say that I am morosexual, i'm attracted to dumbassess and dumbassess exclusively.
Harry: you know what? I'm gonna kill Voldemort and his deatheaters
Harry: all by myself
Draco, taking his clothes off: you're such an idiot potter
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drarry spoofs
Fanfictiona collection of "drarry spoofs". started in 2018, ended in n/a