draco.exe has stopped working

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draco: *applying chapstick*

harry: what flavour is that?

draco: oh, its cherry

harry: can i try it?

draco: you wear chapstick? i didn't kn-

harry: *leans over and kisses draco*

harry: holy shit, it does taste like cherry

draco: *has stopped functioning*

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