ginny: *calling lucius*
lucius: *picks up* hello?
ginny: hello mr malfoy.
lucius: why the hell is a weasley calling me?
ginny: it's about draco
lucius: ...ugh, continue
ginny: he's gay and dating harry potter
lucius:
lucius: and?
ginny: what do you mean, 'and?
lucius: OH RIGHT
lucius: what a disgrace to the malfoy name. like oh my god. he's going to be sent home right now. k bye weasley.
lucius: *hangs up*
lucius: AHHHHH! MY OTP YES YES YES YES
lucius: FINALLY MY DRARRY WEDDING PLANNING WILL HAVE SOME USE!!!
YOU ARE READING
drarry spoofs
Fanfictiona collection of "drarry spoofs". started in 2018, ended in n/a
