draco: you know what
draco: i like my thick thighs!
draco: they're nice... hand warmers?
harry: can i use them as ear warmers
a/n: happy new year <3
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drarry spoofs
Fanfictiona collection of "drarry spoofs". started in 2018, ended in n/a