Harry: hey gorgeous!
Draco: hey handsome
Harry: so you know how slytherins are snakes right?
Draco: yes...?
Harry: and you know how *flexes* i'm a parseltongue
Draco: where is this going
Harry: that means we have a secret code!
Draco:
Harry:
Draco:
Harry:
Draco: hiss hiss, darling.
Harry, turning red: adskpflzvhsfaohfs
