drarry spoofs

albus is traumatised

draco, to albus: if you are ever mean to scorpius then i'll seduce your dad and convince him to marry me and then i'll become your stepmom and i'll disable the wi-fi and 7pm every night don't fucking try me

albus: if you disable the wi-fi, then how are you going to use it?

draco: i don't need wifi when your dad is fucking me until i see stars

albus:

albus: *screams*