Ron: *steals draco's food*
Ron: *starts eating it*
Draco: are you sure you want to do that?
Ron: it's just food, what are you going to do? kill me? ha.
Draco: HARRY! RON TRIED TO KISS ME!
Harry: *breaks through wall with a weapon* OH YOU BETTER START RUNNING IF YOU WANT TO SEE TOMORROW, WEASLEY!
Draco: i won't kill you, but he will.
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drarry spoofs
Fanfictiona collection of "drarry spoofs". started in 2018, ended in n/a