dark white

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draco: father, i got a boyfriend!

lucius: what's his race?

draco: he doesn't race, he plays quidditch.

lucius: no, i mean skin color.

draco: woah, uh... that took a weird turn.

lucius: draco, i just need you to describe this guy.

draco: well his skin color, if you need to ask. we live in a world where we have to ask that...

draco: and we see everything through the prism of skin color...

draco: it's a dark white.

lucius: i don't know what that means

draco: DARK. WHITE. SKIN.

lucius: what?

draco: take a shade of white, darken it.  a good few shades.

lucius: i don't understand.

draco: BLACK! okay? my boyfriend is black! is that what you wanted to hear? he's black!

lucius: okay, you could've just said that...

draco: OH, PISS OFF!


A/N:
i love dark skinned harry im sorry sksksk- also this was based off an instagram post hah.

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