draco: father, i got a boyfriend!
lucius: what's his race?
draco: he doesn't race, he plays quidditch.
lucius: no, i mean skin color.
draco: woah, uh... that took a weird turn.
lucius: draco, i just need you to describe this guy.
draco: well his skin color, if you need to ask. we live in a world where we have to ask that...
draco: and we see everything through the prism of skin color...
draco: it's a dark white.
lucius: i don't know what that means
draco: DARK. WHITE. SKIN.
lucius: what?
draco: take a shade of white, darken it. a good few shades.
lucius: i don't understand.
draco: BLACK! okay? my boyfriend is black! is that what you wanted to hear? he's black!
lucius: okay, you could've just said that...
draco: OH, PISS OFF!
A/N:
i love dark skinned harry im sorry sksksk- also this was based off an instagram post hah.

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drarry spoofs
Fanfictiona collection of "drarry spoofs". started in 2018, ended in n/a