harry: excuse me that's my emotional support slytherin give him back
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harry: draco's literally like human form of 'uwu'
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harry: haha hermione, my slytherin is better than yours
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harry: you said you liked draco's top when i wasn't in the room, what were you talking about?
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harry, whilst trying to get to draco through a crowd: MOVE IM THE CHOSEN ONE TRYING TO GET TO MY CHOSEN ONE
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drarry spoofs
Fanfictiona collection of "drarry spoofs". started in 2018, ended in n/a