drarry spoofs

knock knock

harry: okay, so i can keep either my ptsd medication or this book of knock-knock jokes

draco: no, you can keep both-

harry, while throwing the medication in the bin: i think i made the right choice.

draco: harry no!-

harry, opening the book: knock-knock?

draco, sighing: who's there?

harry: you know.

draco: you know who?

harry:

draco: oh.  oh fuck.

harry:

draco, wrapping his arms around harry:

harry: i've made a terrible mistake.