harry: how are you this evening, my dear?
draco: very well. although, i wish you wouldn't call me 'my dear'.
harry: why?
draco: because that's what my father calls my mother whenever he's very cross about something.
harry: what endearments am i allowed?
draco: well, let me think...
draco: draco, for everyday. my pearl, for some days. and prince, but only on very special occasions.
harry: and... what should i call you when i'm cross? 'mr malfoy'?
draco: no, no. you may only call me 'mr malfoy' when you are completely and perfectly happy.
harry, grinning like the love-stricken idiot he is: so, how are you this evening, mr malfoy?
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drarry spoofs
Fanfictiona collection of "drarry spoofs". started in 2018, ended in n/a
