drarry spoofs

things draco has probably said

things draco has probably said

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draco: give me attention, you whore

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draco: i got plenty of attention as a child.  i just got addicted to it

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draco @ harry: you think these legs were made to run?
draco: carry meeeee

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draco, blowing his nails: no handjobs until the nail polish dries.

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draco, wanting to see harry shirtless: that shirt makes you look like a gryffindor.  take it off.