Draco: can you see if my chapstick actually tastes like cherry
Harry: sure.
Draco and Harry: *kisses*
Harry: were you even wearing chapsti-
Draco: oh what a shame bye
Harry: wait- WAIT COME BACK
YOU ARE READING
drarry spoofs
Fanfictiona collection of "drarry spoofs". started in 2018, ended in n/a
