Pansy: what's your favorite color?
Draco: *snorts* green
Pansy: because it's the color of Potter's eyes?
Draco: no because it means money you lesbian

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drarry spoofs
Fanfictiona collection of "drarry spoofs". started in 2018, ended in n/a
"you lesbian"
Pansy: what's your favorite color?
Draco: *snorts* green
Pansy: because it's the color of Potter's eyes?
Draco: no because it means money you lesbian