still a bad joke tbh

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by saturnstiic

by saturnstiic

Harry: wait, I'm supposed to meet Blaise later?

Draco: Yes.

Harry: he's the really intimidating one?

Draco: That would be him.

Harry: *voice crack* UuUUuuhhH...

Draco: He just wants to make sure you won't hurt me, I'm sure it'll be okay. Just be yourself, be respectful, don't embarrass yourself OR me, just be kin-

Harry: i'm gonna tell a joke.

Draco: Please no.

That afternoon . . .

Blaise: *Really intimidatingly walks over to Harry* So, you're the one dating Draco, eh?

Harry: *Visibly sweating* ye-yeah?

Blaise: *Crosses arms and looks really tough, like he will beat a bitch up* And we're not going to have a problem, are we?

Harry: uH...WHAT DID SHREK SAY WHEN HE WON A GAME OF CHESS?

Draco: *facepalms*

Blaise: ...

Harry: Shrekmate, it's...ah, ogre?

Blaise:

Harry:

Blaise:

Harry:

Blaise:

Harry:

Blaise: *laughs really fucking loudly and falls to the ground*

Draco: I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM LAUGH SO HARD MY WHOLE LIFE