Harry: your legs are like oreos
Draco: wh-
Harry: I want to split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle
Ron: *smashes fist on the table* ONE. NORMAL. DINNER

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drarry spoofs
Fanfictiona collection of "drarry spoofs". started in 2018, ended in n/a
oreos (;
Harry: your legs are like oreos
Draco: wh-
Harry: I want to split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle
Ron: *smashes fist on the table* ONE. NORMAL. DINNER