drarry spoofs

'loopy draco'

draco, becoming incredibly disappointed in his stepson albus: i-

harry: wait, wait, wait! this teaches a valuable lesson.

draco: that you shouldn't steal people's wands?

harry: no, how to tell when draco malfoy is pissed

draco: hey! wait a minu-

albus: dad, for merlin's sake, teach me!

harry, pointing at draco: you see this son?
harry: that furrowed brow
harry: lips pursed
harry: hand on his hip...
harry: that's what i like to call 'loopy draco'-
harry: it's an irrational state that he apparently only reserves for potters.