drarry spoofs

Mraco Dalfoy

*draco and harry arguing*
draco: listen here you fucking frat boy, you're a dickhead and you never listen to me - sometimes you're just so arrogant and annoying and stupid it shocks me.  you're a fuck boy and your face looks like it got stomped on! also, your dick isn't as impressive as you say it is!
harry:
harry: okay? fine, i'm sorry i didn't get you a wedding ring!  is it even legal here?
draco, sobbing: in the fantasy land that i built in my head back from childhood as a coping mechanism it is!