Pansy: Hermione, I think I like you.
Hermione: oh yes, I know. My cat told me about your late night talks with Draco.
Pansy: wait wh-
Hermione: it also told me that Draco likes to go on and on about Harry's smile.
Draco, in the dungeons: WHAT
Hermione: and that Blaise has a crush on Neville...
Blaise: WHAT
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drarry spoofs
Fanfictiona collection of "drarry spoofs". started in 2018, ended in n/a
