drarry spoofs

singin slytherins

Harry: Malfoy!
Draco: Yeah?
Harry: Do you-
Draco: No!
Harry: Awh, come on!
Hermione: Maybe you need to think a little more about how you're gonna get him to like you...
Harry: Are you kidding? This morning I hexed every Slytherin in the Great Hall to sing to him!
Hermione: Including him! Pansy punched you afterwards!
Ron: It was pretty cool.
Harry: Thank you, at least someone appreciates my efforts.
Hermione: *Facepalms*

for some reason i felt like doing capital letters this time- how wild