drarry spoofs

milk ≠ deadly

draco is found in the great hall, with around 50 cups of milk around him.

pansy: hey, draco, are you okay?

draco: i hate everything he's so perfect but he hardly knows i exist

harry, walking by: hey draco!

draco: hey...

draco, turning back to pansy: see? he's perfect

pansy: uh huh - okay

draco, starting to drink more milk:

pansy: hey aren't you lactose intolerant?

draco: i hope it kills me