smartypants

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Harry: hey smartypants!

Draco leans in for a kiss, Harry raises his hand for a highfive and it turns into an awkward forehead kiss.

Draco, at the same time as Harry: this is weird.

Harry, at the same time as Draco: should we have sex?

Draco: what? yeah

Harry: huh, uhm..

Draco: wait no

Harry: no to the weird thing or no to the sex?

Draco: let's just-

Harry: have sex?

Draco: I was gonna say talk but you know, that can work out too.

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