drarry spoofs

w h o a

harry, just out of surgery and high on anesthesia, drowsily staring at draco: woah, you're so beautiful... are you a model?

draco, not knowing what muggle anesthesia is: no?-

hermione: sorry, he's on anesthesia... he just got out of surgery.

harry: who are you? what's your name?

draco: what are you talking about? i'm your boyfriend!

harry: w h o a