(a/n: tHis boOK IS #537 IN FANFICTION WHATTTTT IVE NEVER BEEN IN ONE OF THE RANK THINGS BEFORE
UPDATE: ITS A DAY LATER THAN WHAT I WROTE BEFORE AND IM LIKE #900 NOW OR SOMETHING BUT IM LIKE STILL HAPPY)
Roman picked me up and spun me around, then slung me over his shoulder. I cried and laughed and squealed hysterically.
"I can't believe you're back!" I said through tears. "I missed you so much!"
He put me down, gave me a warm smile, and kissed me passionately. I kissed back immediately. "I missed you more," he replied sincerely.
He held my hand and the four of us left the memory room. Patton and Logan decided to give us some alone time, but they both hugged Roman tightly.
"I thought I'd never see you again," Roman cried.
"Me neither."
He put our foreheads on each other and held me close.
That's when I noticed. I backed up.
"Roman, you're so pale! And you look sick! Do you need some concealer for your eye bags because I have some, I can-"
"No, I'm fine!"
"How much did you eat when you were gone?!"
"Uh...."
He didn't seem to have an answer but I stayed patient. "Do you know?"
"Not really. I don't know how much I ate, but uh, not much."
I frowned. "You didn't eat much?"
"WHO DIDN'T EAT MUCH?!" came Patton screaming from upstairs.
"Roman didn't eat much while Deceit kept him hostage!" I yelled back.
Patton came running downstairs with Logan walking after him. Patton reached into the cabinet and yeeted about 20 snacks at Roman.
"YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF NOW!" Patton demanded, and stormed back upstairs with Logan trying desperately to calm him down.
Roman opened his mouth to speak, then closed it again.
"He's had a rough day," I explained.
Thomas entered, his eyes hurting and shut tight, rubbing his head. "Guys, I don't know what's happening, but there's so much internal screaming and crying in my head and there's been a weird surge of happiness and I really just want to eat a lot and get a boyfriend right now. Can you just calm down?"
Oof. "PATTON!" I called. "Calm your tits!"
Thomas opened his eyes, and when he saw Roman, he screeched. "ROMAN, YOU'RE BACK!"
"I am!" Roman grinned.
"HE WOULDN'T BE BACK IF IT WASN'T FOR ME COMING UP WITH A BRILLIANT PLAN," someone screamed from upstairs, and it was Logan that time instead of Patton.
"That's true," I said.
"Hey Virgil?" Roman asked.
"Hm?"
"Why is this chapter so strangely happy?"
Thomas turned his head. "If you hadn't just come back to life, I would tell you to shut up."
I laughed, then shrugged. "Nicky's just in a good mood today because this book is #537 in Fanfiction, I guess."
"Virge, you too?" Thomas whined. "You, Patton, and Logan all broke the fourth wall in the previous chapter, and this section is going to ruin the emotional part of this chapter."
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Fanfiction♥ C O M P L E T E D ♥ * Written long, long before Deceit's name reveal! Please bear with me. I would love to change each of the names but there are simply too many chapters and I have written too many books, and I already need to change the name in...