conversations // prinxiety ✔

♥ 48 - friends ♥

*time skip to the next morning*

We all sat together at breakfast. Remy and Dolos were there too.

Remy never really came to breakfast. A lot of the time he was either eating in his room or just passed out drunk for so long, he'd only he conscious at lunch.

I was slightly struggling to walk because I slept really, really late.

I mean, I do all the time, but I meant I got one hour of sleep before Patton screamed super loudly for everybody to wake up.

Remy got up and poured himself a glass of milk. Which was unexpectedly.... healthy...

And then he gave the milk to Dolos and poured himself a glass of wine.

Dolos thanked him awkwardly.

While we ate, I could tell Dolos was trying to keep his eyes off Remy. So it was starting all over again.

Patton broke the silence. "Do you all want to have a movie night tonight?"

Logan and I nodded.

"That sounds super," Roman said with a grin.

"Sure," Dolos said quietly, taking a small sip of his milk.

Remy simply replied with, "mhm."

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The day went by really quickly and everybody was in a good mood. Roman had forgiven me completely but was getting really attached and affectionate, which I didn't mind obviously.

It was time for movie night and everyone was in their pajamas.

We all sat on the big couch.

"Which movie do you want to watch?" Patton asked.

"Love, Simon," the rest of us said in unison.

He put the movie on and got us a huge bowl of popcorn and a bag of gummy bears.

Remy put cans full of soda on the coffee table.

Near the middle of the movie, I had my head on Roman's shoulder, Patton's head was on Logan's chest, and Dolos and Remy were sitting normally.

Nearing the end of the movie, Roman's arm was around my waist, Patton was sitting in Logan's lap while stroking his hair, and Dolos and Remy were sitting slightly closer.

When it was over and almost all the food was finished, we just chatted until Remy said, "What do you guys want to do?"

Nobody had any ideas, but Patton suggested truth or dare.

"Nah, that's too fanfiction cliche, don't you think?" I asked.

Dolos came up with something. "You know what we could do? That Nicky definitely hasn't done in one of her old books called Dear Virgil that anyone who hasn't seen it should go read?"

"What is your idea?" Logan asked.

"Have you ever played the penis game?"

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(a/n: you're a fake fan if you don't remember the penis game championship chapter from dear virgil!!!1!!11!1 😤😤😤😤)

Logan was, surprisingly, the reigning champion of the penis game. Remy was close in second place.

Afterwards, we put on another movie. It was the original Beauty and the Beast, recommended by Roman.

Remy was bored and he fell asleep, which I rarely saw from him. Dolos fell asleep soon after.

Patton tapped my shoulder. "Oh my God!" he whispered. "Look at them." He pointed on the end of the couch where Remy and Dolos were.

They had subconsciously moved closer and Dolos' head was on Remy's thigh. Both were still sleeping peacefully.

I let out a faint smile and so did Roman. Logan might have as well, except he had just passed out in his boyfriend's arms.

The rest of us who weren't asleep just talked quietly until we were all asleep.

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I woke up with a start to Remy yelling.

"AAAAHHHHHH!" he screamed as he saw someone was making physical contact with him.

Dolos got up as well. He was just as shocked that he was making physical contact with someone.

Everybody but Logan ended up waking up to the two traits screeching.

Man, Logan was a heavy sleeper.

"STOP YELLING!" Roman yelled.

You know, like a hypocrite.

The two haters of human touch were calming down.

"What a cute couple!" Patton gushed.

Remy's and Dolos' eyes turned to him slowly in confusion and embarrassment.

"This is kind of awkward," I brought up after a moment of silence.

"Yeah, I'm gonna go out to get Starbucks. Babe, wanna come with?" Remy held his hand out to Dolos invitingly.

The nickname made Dolos blink a few times in astonishment. I guess he remembered Remy always called people "babe" or "honey" or "sweetie," so he nodded and retrieved his wallet before they left together.

I flopped back onto the couch. "That was like, the worst alarm clock ever."

"Yeah, but aren't they cute?!" Patton squealed.

Logan coughed, rubbed his eyes, and said, "We have no solid evidence that they are in a romantic relationship."

My phone lit up.

1 new message from Dolos.

Dolos: Virgil please save me oh my gOd Remy kissed my hand and I think I'm dying

Virgil: oh man the ship is sAiling rn

Dolos: hELP ME.

Virgil: enjoy your daaaaaaate

I smirked and showed Logan my screen. "Well, we have this."

Roman looked at the screen too. "Strange. I thought Remy only liked kissing if he was almost blackout drunk."

"I'M SO HAPPY!" Patton screeched.

Dolos: .......he literally just asked the barista if she could pour some vodka into his coffee

Dolos: the barista is giving him weird looks

Dolos: the barista is whispering to him

Dolos: tHE BARISTA PULLED OUT A BOTTLE OF VODKA FROM UNDER THE COUNTER?? IS THIS A THING?????

Virgil: i don't think it's a thing lmfao but im pretty sure if the barista's name is lisa, she has that because remy has asked for it so many times before

Dolos: oh man her name iS Lisa

Virgil: i pray for her

(a/n: comment your favorite sanders sides ship! the most popular one will end up in a new book when this one's over. because i already have a draft i might use and it can work with any ship so i haven't decided)