♥ bonus - adoption ♥

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"BABE?!"

"WHAT?"

"HELP!"

"WHY?"

"MIKE IS CRYING AND SCREAMING AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!"

"OH SHIT!"

Virgil rushed to help Roman. The fandom chose to adopt Mike, meaning that there was another fucking addition to the mind palace.

And thank fuck the kid version of Mike wasn't an actual microwave, or else Virgil and Roman wouldn't have taken responsibility of him.

He had hair like the rest of them but it was gray and his eyes were light blueish gay.

"It's your turn to take care of him," Roman said, exhausted. "All this sweat is ruining my hair!"

"I took care of him the whole day yesterday, and it's not even 4 am today! It's your day!"

"Why did you choose this?!"

"Because I'm a horrible person!"

"No, you're not! I love you!"

"I know! We're married! Now fucking take care of him!"

Roman whined. Mike looked confused at his "parents".

Patton, shaking slightly from being so insanely tired, walked in. "Hey. Logan needs to sleep, so be quiet please? Thanks. And I'll take Mike."

He took Mike into his arms and went back upstairs.

"We're such shitty parents," Virgil said.

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