conversations // prinxiety ✔

♥ 50 - remy's bracelet ♥

(a/n: this book is going to be ending in just a few chapters :(

quick question: do you like royality and analogical?

and if you don't.... lol whatever there's gonna be a royality book after this one anyway bc someone encouraged me since i really wanted to. i just want to know how many people would actually read it lmfao

to the people who wanted a remy x dolos book who aren't getting one, here's a relos? remos? domy? a remy x dolos chapter for you)

*time skip to later that day*

*third person pov*

Dolos took a deep breath and knocked on Remy's door.

"Who is it?" Remy asked lazily. "I don't want to be around any humans right now, okay sweetie? I know I'm irresistible."

"Oh. Well, actually, it's Dolos."

"Oh. Ugh. Whatever. Come in, I guess. One person probably isn't that bad."

He sighed in relief and walked in. Remy looked up from his phone. "Hey."

"Hey," Dolos said awkwardly. "Question."

"Bring it on."

"How come you only really talk to people if it's me or Virgil?"

"Oh. Easy. Virgil is almost like me, and I'm fucking fabulous. And you... you're really hot."

Dolos choked. "Huh?!"

"Yeah. You're pretty fucking hot. And the fact that you're so short and shy makes you adorable and innocent."

"W-Wow, okay? You're so... straightforward."

"The only straight thing about me, baby."

"O-Oh! Heh. Okay. I was just wondering if you... you, uh- well-"

Remy sighed and slipped on a silver bracelet. "You want to kiss me?"

"What?! Uh, I mean- yeah, but- Wait, how did you know?"

"We all have objects that are magic. I mean, not everybody in the mind. Just the ones who are more popular with the fans. This bracelet lets me read minds. I usually don't use it because I usually don't give a flying fuck about what people say, but, eh. Seemed appropriate to use now."

"Ha... Okay. Cool!"

"So what about that kiss?"

"Wait, huh?"

"Don't you want to kiss me?"

"You're joking."

"Nope. Just don't cut me with your fangs and we'll be good."

Dolos covered his mouth. "You know I have fangs?"

"Yeah, you said so before you... nevermind."

"Uh, should I be worried?"

"Nah. It doesn't matter."

"Oh... Wait, can I actually.. kiss you?"

"Girl, I consented, like, three times. Don't be shy."

Dolos stood on his tip toes but he still struggled. Not to mention he was shaking a bit.

"You're adorable," Remy cooed. He picked Dolos up and kissed him surprisingly gently, making Dolos almost screech.

"...now what?" asked Dolos when they pulled away.

"Now we go the fuck to sleep before I decide to leave and have a threesome. Don't worry. I won't. Probably. Stay here tonight."

Dolos laughed nervously and nodded.

♥

Remy spun his bracelet around on his wrist again and again, trying to fall asleep. Neither of them could really fall asleep.

Maybe the reason he couldn't sleep was because he was looking at Dolos while playing with the bracelet.

Seriously, Dolos needed to calm to fuck down. The guy was staring at the ceiling with a blank stare, but his brain was still going like, "AAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Finally, Remy was done. "Dolos... Listen to rain sounds. Something. My head hurts from your internal screaming."

"You don't have to wear that bracelet, you know."

"But I like it."

"Okay. I guess I'll have to try something else."

Remy didn't have time to respond before Dolos was shrieking in his head, "HAVANA OOH NA NA, HALF OF MY HEART IS IN HAVANA, OOH NA NA, HE TOOK ME BACK TO EAST ATLANTA, NA NA NA" at the top of his... lungs?

No. Not lungs.

Imagination lungs?

Head lungs?

Head lungs.

A perfect depiction of Nicky's very wide vocabulary.

Remy practically threw the bracelet across the room. "NO! THAT IS HER WORST SONG AND YOU KNOW IT!"

Dolos began laughing hysterically. "I knew it."

"I like it when you're confident," Remy said, changing the subject. "Quit being so shy and awkward. Wear the sluttiest outfits you've ever seen. Go wild before you turn 30."

"Well, I probably won't be wearing any 'slutty' outfits anytime soon. But, I guess I should let loose?"

"Yeah. And I'm friends with Virgil. So I know it's hard. It's hard for him. Haha, that's what she said! Ahem, anyway. Have some fun before you die."

Dolos nodded. He leaned in to kiss Remy and since they were laying down, it was much easier for him to reach his lips.

"Now that you brought up my fangs," Dolos sighed, "I feel like I might bite you by accident and it'll hurt you."

"I said no to that earlier, but... if it's the right time and you're doing it as a sexy thing... I have a pain kink. So that sounds fun as hell."

They joked the rest of the night until Dolos fell asleep, Remy following him an hour or two later.