(a/n: in the q&a when someone asked logan if he's ever done something illogical
but then logan shuts patton up so it's tbd what happened
someone requested this as a bonus
also! it's the last chapter but i have other books and the new prinxiety one called all the world's a stage!
i just NEED this to be over though bc i have so many cool things i want to do now!)
*warning: small children, avert your eyes (jk it's not bad, but stuff's implied)*
btw if you have a better idea of what logan could've done that's great bc this isn't that funny but it's what some people thought it was so)
"Patton? I have a question," Logan said.
Patton looked up from his phone. "Mhm?"
"Well, let's say that it's been a few hours since we've had a long conversation. And let's say that I miss you even though it's been a few hours. N-Now, let's say that I can't stop thinking about you. And let's say that because of that, I asked you for affection in ways that aren't... particularly... good? What would you, uh, do?"
"Let's just say that I'd do anything to help you."
"Let's just say that everything I'm saying was never hypothetical. What would you do?"
"Then, I would help you."
"Okay, but like, if it seriously wasn't hypothetical."
"I'm your boyfriend, and I would do anything for you. If you need help, just be straightforward, because I love you."
"Okay, okay, okay, but what if I can't be very straightforward because I'm feeling EXTREMELY gay right now?" The logical side's voice cracked halfway through.
Patton sighed. "Logan, I'm not naive. I know what you're asking for."
"...you do?"
The moral trait whispered what he thought Logan was referring to.
Logan stumbled backwards. "What fucking word did you just say?"
"So am I right?"
"...yeah..."
♥
*after the q&a*
"Seriously, Patton!" Virgil pleaded. "What illogical thing did Logan ask you?"
"Yeah, we need to know!" Roman added.
Patton smirked at Logan. "Well, long story short, Logan was ho-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP," the nerd demanded, "OR WE'RE GETTING A DIVORCE!"
"We aren't even married!"
"Just don't tell them!" Logan begged. He grabbed Patton's shirt. "
"Did you two do some kinky shit or something?" Roman joked. "Seriously, it can't be that bad."
Logan looked both embarrassed and infuriated. He pulled Patton by his sleeve, storming upstairs.
"They totally did some kinky shit," Remy said. He raised his voice. "PATTON, CAN YOU CONFIRM THAT YOU TWO FUCKED?"
"Y-" Patton tried to respond.
"NO!" Logan clamped his hand over his boyfriend's mouth.
"Logan's lying!"
"I AM NOT!"
"Mhm!"
"WHY DO YOU WANT TO TELL THEM?"
"I LIKE TELLING THE TRUTH!"
"THE TRUTH IS BULLSHIT!"
"NO!"
The other sides gave each other with knowing looks while Patton and Logan bickered upstairs.
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