"I want to start off by saying I completely forgot that Joan and Talyn are dating in real life so I said no!" I announced.
"This chapter took so long to write, Nicky, what's up with that?" Deceit was making fun of me again for my shitty writing skills.
"Shush and let me ask Dolos his questions," I grunted.
"I have to see both of the snakes again?" Roman whined dramatically.
"Yeah, I'm sorry! Because there are some group questions near the end. Let's get Dolos' part over with and then we can kick him out, deal?"
"Deal."
"Alright Dolos! Get your ass over here!"
Dolos groaned and sat down near me.
"Okay, from @incineratorgirl: oh I forgot, WHY IN GOD'S NAME WOULD YOU TRY TO TAKE OFF SOMEONE'S SHIRT WHO WAS SEXUALLY ABUSED BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT HE WAS WRONG!?!?!?!?"
"Hey. I'm a fictional character, and Nicky wanted to show that sexual assault can happen to men as well and how one small thing can trigger something huge for someone. But, as my character, it was revenge."
"Pfft. Okay. Lightningstar102: BITCH YOU BETTER RUN BEFORE I KILL YOU"
"There won't be a second dead Deceit... Right, Nicky?"
"No, there won't. But something will happen to you."
"WAIT, WHAT?!"
"You won't get hurt, calm your snake tits. Anyway, @englishchips: RUN RUN KIDDO YOU DON'T JUST HURT MY ROMAN LIKE THAT T H O T"
"OkaY, sHeESh!"
"@Nahiko-chan: Are you a Dorito?"
"N-"
"I can answer that," I interrupted him. "No. He's not. Because I love Doritos and I wouldn't put Dolos anywhere near my mouth."
"Damn. Okay."
"@spaceisbigger: Do you like Remy or Virgil? No lying."
"That's a good question."
"So what's your answer?"
"Or."
"Wow... I guess we'll never know..." I whispered mysteriously. "Except you will soon-"
"NICKY, DON'T SPOIL IT!" Thomas whisper shouted.
"Sorry! Dolos, @TheCarriedPheonix asks: Why?"
"Why what?"
Everybody in the room rolled their eyes in unison, so I continued reading off the comments. "@Tonic_and_Gin: One question: What the fuck, man?!"
He shrugged and everyone rolled their eyes in unison again.
"@Lynn-and-Mad: so you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?"
"...did I forget someone's birthday?"
"You UNCULTURED SWINE!" Remy and Virgil screamed at the same time.
"Okay," I continued. "This one from @HoO16geeky is pretty long and I don't want to type it, but that person will read this and know what they asked. So here, Dolos, read it."
He read the screen slowly. "Yeah, I already answered this."
"Alright, moving on! @DaNapstablook: Dolos, do you have something related to snakes? (Like the old Deceit had a snake face, do you have fangs or a pet snake or something?)"
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Fanfiction♥ C O M P L E T E D ♥ * Written long, long before Deceit's name reveal! Please bear with me. I would love to change each of the names but there are simply too many chapters and I have written too many books, and I already need to change the name in...
