Adopted By BVB

Chapter 17

"Offensive if you ask me....." He said jokingly.

"Haha, who asked you?!"

"........ Nobody.."

"I knew it!"

"Psh. You know nothing."

"I know your birthday."

"Who doesn't know my birthday?"

"..... Aliens.."

"Really? My birthday is printed on their fucking back. BECAUSE I AM GOD!!"

"Wow Andy."

"YEP! I'm gonna go watch Batman."

"Mkay."

"Hang on a goddamn minute. Jessie. Where is my fucking kiss?"

"Up your ass."

"KISS ME DAMMIT."

"Well fine then." I said pecking his lips. He looked upset.

"That's it?"

"Yes. Now go find Batman. Maybe he will kiss you."

"I already asked.."

"Haha, GAAAAY!"

"That is offensive to gays.."

"How do you know I didn't mean happy?"

"Well..... Dammit... Well played Jess, well played..."

"YUP!"

He walked away and went off to watch Batman. I shall start a group chat with Dahvie and Jayy.
(Je- Jess D- Dahvie Ja- Jayy)

Je- HEY MOTHERFUCKERS!"

D- Its 5 o'clock in the morning what the fuck do you want?

Je- ACTUALLY... It's 5 o'clock in the afternoon.

Ja- No it's not. Go to bed Jess, you're drunk.

Je- Jayy, if anyone's drunk, it's you.

Ja- Naaaaw.

D- JESSIE NICOLE PITTS. IT'S 5 O'CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING. GO BACK TO SLEEP.

Je- How the fuck do you know my middle name?

D- Research.

Je- So dad told you?

D- Yep.

Je- By the way, it's afternoon here. Not morning.

D- Where the hell are you?

Je- Oh, I never told you... We're in England for tour. I've stayed up all night (America night. England day.) because I wanted to adjust. I'm pretty sure the guys are passed out in the living room. I just want to adjust though. I'm tired..

D- Interesting..

Ja- Goodnight bitches.

Je- Haha, night Jayy.

D- Jayy, are you still on the couch?

Ja- Possibly....

D- Okay..

Je- I'm going to sleep now.

D- YET YOU WOKE US UP.

Je- Whoops.

D- Night. Text me later girlie.

Je- Mkay.

When I wake up it will be might here... Wow..

-Next Morning-

I woke up, I was right, it was night, well, the sun was setting. It was 8 o'clock... I'm going to go see what's planned for today. I jumped out of my bunk and somehow managed to land on my knees..... Ow...