Mortals Meet Percabeth

Matt Sloan

SEQUEL TO NANCY BOBOFIT

The second the water hits my skin I go ballistic. My hot but sort of bitchy girlfriend, Nancy, screams and starts wringing out her hair. I swear a little under my breath. Then a search around trying to find out who did this to me. Oh and Nancy. Don't tell her I forgot about her.

"Daddy! They're wet! I made them wet!" shouts a little boy, with blond hair and sea-green eyes. A guy turns towards me and his pregnant wife puts a hand to her mouth.

"Oh, I'm gonna kill the kid." I stomp off. Water drips of me and creates puddles as I walk. I stomp up wanting to yell and smack the kids. Kids are unruly creatures that need to be put in line. The guy steps in front of the kid.

 The pregnant woman straightens up and grabs the kids hand. Her golden curls fly though the sky. She's wearing a pair of maternity jeans and a long blouse. She has amazing grey eyes that make me want to kiss h- oh god, don't tell Nancy about this. 

"Ah, man sorry about that. I'm Percy Jackson. My son, Cayden here, is a prankster. I'm so sorry that you and your friend got soaked." The guy puts out a hand. Does he know I want to kill his son? Also Percy Jackson? Why does that sound familiar?

" I'm Matt. Matt Sloan." I growl. " Your kid needs to pay." 

" Matt? Oh gods. Wise girl? Want to punch him again?" Percy says. The woman looks confused for a second and then her faced lights up. 

" Oh. The Matt that bullied you and Tyson?" The pregnant woman steps forward.  My heart beats in recognition. Percy Jackson and that dude Tyson. The wimpy and the weird. 

"That's the one." he smirks. 

"Let me kill the kid." I grumble. This woman may have punched me, but she's pregnant. How much damage can she actually do? She looks at me and then down at her hand. 

" We've already said, he's a prankster. This has happened before. Cayden, say your sorry." The woman says turning to the kid. 

"Sorry Mr. Mattie!" he says, almost mischievously. 

"An apology won't cut it. You need to control your kid ma'am." Then the lady punches me hard in the jaw. My vision starts to go dark. I crawl away and back to Nancy. 

  "Jackson... girl.. punched me.. even though pregnant... can still punch...." I mumble. Then I black out. I dream of darkness and an attractive woman floating around ranting about percabeth and percababies. What has today come too?  

I really don't know what this chapter has come to Matt. I really don't. If you can give me character ideas in the comments that would be really great! Thanks guys!

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