* not a oneshot book *
Just a place to store all of my extra writings :)
And that's a LOT of things... I write a lot of stuff but half of them don't end up being shown.
:D
Have fun!
*this is a joke* Guy: AUSTRALIA IS FAKE! AUSTRALIANS ARE JUST PAID ACTORS AND AUSTRALIA IS JUST AN ISLAND ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF AMERICA!
Me, covering my face in Vegemite: I don't know... Australia seems pretty real to me. Me: *goes outside* *screams* LOOKS PRETTY REAL TO ME! Me: *licks the ground* TASTES REAL AS WELL Me: *smells a cow's butt* SMELLS REAL TOO!
Me: now... America on the other hand... Me: *smells a map of America* Me: SMELLS LIKE PAPER! Me: I KNOW THE TRUTH!
...
AMERICA
IS
JUST
PAPER
:OOOOOOOO
But in all seriousness... there has to be more...
*paces around the room*
I GOT IT!
THE GOVERNMENT WANTS US TO BELIEVE THAT THERE IS A COUNTRY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN AND THTS WHY THEY SENT CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS TO CHECK. BUT IN FACT, CHRISTOPHER DIED ON HIS WAY THERE AND IN ORDER TO HIDE THEIR FAILURE THEY LIED AND SAID THAT HE DISCOVERED AN ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEA. AND THEN THEY SENT PEOPLE TO LIVE THERE! BUT IN FACT, AMERICA IS JUST AUSTRALIA!
THAT'S WHY THEY BOTH START WITH A! AND, YOU SEE, BRITAIN ALSO DISCOVERED THIS LAND WHEN THEY SENT THE CONVICTS THERE BUT THE AMERICAN SETTLERS DID NOT AGREE WITH THE CONVICTS AND THEY STARTED A WAR! ALL THE BOMBS EXPLODED DURING THIS WAR EVENTUALLY LED TO THE LAND BEING SPLIT IN HALF WHICH IS NOW AMERICA AND AUSTRALIA!
SO YOU SEE, AUSTRALIA AND AMERICA ARE BASICALLY THE SAME THING! THEY ARE THE SAME LAND THST WAS SPLIT IN HALF DUE TO OUR GREED!
AND AFTER, AMERICA STARTED A WAR AGAIN! AND THEY GOT SPLIT IN HALF INTO NORTH AND SOUTH AMERICA! AND THEN NORTH AMERICA GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH CANADA AND BROKE IT'S HEART, THAT'S WHY CANADA IS ALL BROKEN UP!
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