So I was having a fangirl attack (don't worry, it's common)
And I realised my dad was outside my bedroom
And it was 12am
And I was squealing uncontrollably.
Realising the struggle of fangirlism,
I started a company.
Be A Fangirl
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Fangirlism is a deadly disease that affects over 40% of our world's population.
There are many symptoms that can help you tell whether or not you have a case of fangirlism.
1) Uncontrollable squealing - do you uncontrollably squeal every time you see your senpai? If not treated immediately, if could worsen into what is known as 'the parent syndrome'.
2) The parent syndrome - uncontrollable squealing can end up gaining the attention of unwanted diseases, such as your parents. If your parents find out you have a case of fangirlism, it won't end well.
3) hyperventilating - do you hyperventilate after seeing your ship happen? Hyperventilation can cause seizures known as fangirl spasms and can end in severe injury to you or others around you. Hyperventilation can usually cause you to move your hands just like Tenya Iida, resulting in slapping.
4) loneliness - fangirlism can also end in loneliness. You might feel happy realising your ship is happening, but you forgot one thing: none of your friends care about your ship, this can cause loneliness, you could feel as if there is no one around who understands how you feel, but it isn't the case. There are millions of fangirls out there, they are just too ashamed to show their true flesh.
Have you realised you have a case of fangirlism?
Well, don't worry, just visit your local doctor or call us at 10690 - beafangirl or visit our website www.fangirlism.com.au
And, as we all say:
Keep Calm
And
Be a fangirl
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✔️ Luna's Oneshots
Fanfiction* not a oneshot book * Just a place to store all of my extra writings :) And that's a LOT of things... I write a lot of stuff but half of them don't end up being shown. :D Have fun!
