So, if you don't know, Australia is very passionate about the important things in life.
We only care about the important things in life.
Which is why we are currently very passionate and worried about a currently uprising issue...
Onions.
For you see, this poor, unfortunate onion slipped off the slippery sausage and onto the floor. And one, unfortunate man slipped on the slippery onion which slipped off the slippery sausage and is currently on the floor.
So now, the company responsible for this heartbreaking event, Bunnings Warehouse, is speaking out about this horrifying issue.
They plan... and you won't believe it... they want to put the onions on the bottom of the bread.
For you see, my non-Australians,
In a sausage sizzle you have bread, then the sausage inside the bread, onions on top and crap ton of tomato sauce on top of that.
That, my non-aussies, is the famous Bunnings sausage sizzle.
But now, they want to change that!
They want the onion to be at the bottom of the bread!
This is a crisis I tell you!
Even our own beloved prime minster spoke out about it.
Here is what he had to say,
(Skip to 3:23)
You see, the prime minister does not understand the glory which is the Bunnings sausage sizzle.
So, I need everyone to stand with me.
We need to make sure the onion stays on top of the sausage!
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I don't even like onions XD
But yes,
This is actually an issue Australia is facing right now.
And it's really important.
More important than Trolley Man.
XD
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