hi, you're on a rock floating in space. pretty cool, huh? some of it's water. fuck it. actually, most of it's water. i can't even get from here to there without buying a boat. it's sad. i'm sad. i miss you.
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
a long time ago... actually, never. and also now. nothing is nowhere. when? never. makes sense, right? like i said, it didn't happen. nothing was never anywhere. that's why it's been everywhere. it's been so "everywhere," you don't need a "where." you don't even need a "when." that's how "every" it gets.
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forget this. i wanna be something. go somewhere. do something. i want things to change. i want to invent time and space. and i know it's possible because everything is here, and it probably already happened. i just don't know when to start.
and that's exactly where it started.
*pause*
woah. i paused it. i think there's a universe now. what's it made of?
quarks and stuff.
ah, that's a thing! in a place! don't like it? try a new place, at a different Time™. try to stick together, because the world is gonna get bigger and emptier. but it's not empty yet! it's still very full, and about a kjghpillion degrees.
*about no seconds later*
great news! the quarks are now happily married in groups of three, called a "proton" and a "neutron." and there's something else flying around that wants to join in, but can't cause it's too HOT.
*ten minutes later*
great news! the protons and neutrons are now happily married to each other! some of them even doubled up.
*about 380,000 years later*
great news! the electrons have now joined in. congratulations! the world is now... a bunch of gas in space. but it's getting closer together...
*ten million years later*
and it's getting closer together...
*500 million years later*
and it's getting closer togeth—
*EXPLOSION*
it's a star~~~~
new shit just got made!
some stars burn out and die. bigger stars burn out and die with passion! and make some brand new way crazier shit.
space dust!
which allows for newer and more interesting stars to be made, and then die and explode into
even crazier space dust!
so now, stars have cool stuff around them, like rocks, ice, and funny clouds, which can make some very interesting things. like this ball of flaming rocks, for example.
*meteor hits earth*
holy shit, we just got hit by another ball of flaming rocks. and it kind of... made a mess.
which is now the moon
weather update: it's raining rocks from outer space.
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